C'mon now, folks. EVERYBODY should embrace the life of the loin', see. Practical as heck, and saves a ton on utilities. With a fanatic son and vain grandkid, take it from the old guy, EVERY little bit counts. Coulda bought Taiwan with their water bills, hell!
Ungoliant, hot mamma, how's about it? I don't know much about your powers, but ya sure seem like one who'd appreciate an army of loins'! (grin grin)