Oropher of Greenwood the Great (oropher) wrote,
Oropher of Greenwood the Great
oropher

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Listen Up

I'm makin' an appeal to the Valar to create a clause stating that ALL male Elves wear loins'.

C'mon now, folks. EVERYBODY should embrace the life of the loin', see. Practical as heck, and saves a ton on utilities. With a fanatic son and vain grandkid, take it from the old guy, EVERY little bit counts. Coulda bought Taiwan with their water bills, hell!

Ungoliant, hot mamma, how's about it? I don't know much about your powers, but ya sure seem like one who'd appreciate an army of loins'! (grin grin)
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